"i love when my cat purrs for no reason. she’s just happy to be here."
"i woof and bark at my dog when he’s woofing and barking at me and i just hope i’m not calling him any dog slurs by accident"
"You ever have a dog smell your pants so long that it hurts your feelings?"
"I love when cats just straight up loaf with no limbs to be found :)"
"cat owners be like yea i like it when they do nothing"
"sometimes my cat is a little guy but other times he’s a little man"
"'we don’t deserve dogs' i do. i have a really good personality"
Musk goaded his foes ahead of his "SNL" hosting gig.