"It isn’t talking to yourself if there is a dog around"
Experts haven't determined how the drug got into the animal's system.
“My kids didn’t drop any food on the floor during dinner, and I’ve never seen our dog look so sad.”
These tools are no match for stubborn pet hair stuck on furniture, carpets or clothes.
"I tell my cat 'I know' whenever he meows but I’ll be honest, I have no idea."
The newly retired quarterback showed off his softer side.
“I think he was very excited to leave the shelter and be held again,” his new family said.
"Dogs are cool because they're like a little dude with 10 IQ points. Cats are cool because you feel as if you've brokered a contract with a minor demon."
"I accidentally used dog shampoo this morning but I feel like such a good girl."
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