The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.
Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
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Me seeing a regular baby: ok
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 31, 2020
Me seeing a baby in any costume: IM GONNA... IM GONNA FREAKIN LOSE IT!!!!! ARE YOU JOKING ME???? THIS BABY IS A LION?? THIS BABY!!! HES TOO LITTLE TO BE A LION! OK WHAT
Hello darkness my old friend
— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) November 1, 2020
Why did you come at 4 pm
Hear me out: epidurals, but for elections
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) November 4, 2020
Finally an answer for why everyone seems so tense. https://t.co/akVZuvVEC3
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) November 2, 2020
Nevada is that friend who says they're on their way but is actually still lying around in a towel
— Lauren Strapagiel (@laurenstrapa) November 4, 2020
this feels like the last 4 minutes of a football game when ur like oh so that means it'll be done in 4 minutes and the football game is like .... hahhahahahahaha ... no
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) November 5, 2020
Recipes used to be terse instructions handwritten on an index card. Now you scroll through a Paris engagement story before you get to how to make the goddamn soup.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) October 31, 2020
Funny how the tequila soda I had at 4 a.m. did not, in fact, set me up for success today.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) November 3, 2020
Nevada counting ballots pic.twitter.com/GC85ZFZdMd
— Liz Jenkins (@ej11lizzie) November 5, 2020
watch nevada walk in to report results with a huge iced coffee
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) November 5, 2020
If the world does end soon I am going to very much regret eating so many salads
— carly aquilino (@carlyaquilino) November 2, 2020
It just occurred to me that this election is following the plot of The Notebook:
— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) November 5, 2020
- A white house
- Mail that wasn’t received
- A lot of fighting
- It wasn’t over
- It still isn’t over pic.twitter.com/5fXL0Qx2Nb
while we’re on the subject have we decided if it’s pronounced nevada or nevada
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 5, 2020
very excited to see all my friends in person one day and none of us mention that we have all visibly aged during our separation
— kelsey mckinney (@mckinneykelsey) November 2, 2020
I get it dark chocolate, I’m 85% bitter too
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 1, 2020
checking the news today pic.twitter.com/Gf0fBoAKVL
— Rachel Paige (@rachmeetsworld) November 4, 2020
you guys maybe some of our 2020 election tweets will be in a mcgraw hill textbook
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) November 5, 2020
me aged 13 reading a series of unfortunate events https://t.co/PbakodwWjG
— ikran⁷ (@ikran) November 5, 2020
Instead of blue and red let’s do pink and mint green
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) November 4, 2020
y’all rushing tf out of Nevada. girl we 50th in education give us a second we can’t count 😌
— tanas😷 (@wintanagebrai) November 4, 2020
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