The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.
Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below, then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
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i’m obsessed with soft launch boyfriend reveal culture. is that a man’e sleeve in ur mirror selfie?? who’s drinking that second beer in your photo dump?? keep the people guessing!!!
— morgan “solar power defender” sung (@morgan_sung) August 29, 2021
when fleetwood mac said “don’t stop thinkin’ about tomorrow” i felt that because i have anxiety
— sey smythe (@seynique) August 31, 2021
me watching you edit my google doc pic.twitter.com/e1eEWvo9EH
— mimi newman (@miminew__) August 30, 2021
“maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats” carrie baby girl no he will not
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) September 1, 2021
parents do not understand the psychological chaos of texting “call me” and they never will
— Alise Morales (@AliseNavidad) September 2, 2021
me: It’s okay to make mistakes
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) August 29, 2021
my brain: NOT YOU THOUGH
How it started Vs how it’s going pic.twitter.com/Gmdqc5Xhvv
— beca grimm (@becagrimm) August 29, 2021
I feel so lucky to be a writer’s assistant but so unlucky that a room full of people have to watch me try to type the word lieutenant
— Libby Doyne (@libbydoyne) August 31, 2021
In a group chat for an upcoming bachelorette & this girl I don’t know goes “Erica, you follow (insert name)?
— Erica (@eerrriiicaa) September 1, 2021
How do you know him?” I was like “omg I slept w him years ago lol”. Turns out it’s her husband & he told her that he’s only ever slept w her 😩about to be a longgg weekend
i like how before you see a movie they have to show a little PSA begging everyone to act normal
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) August 30, 2021
It’s been a hard year for all of us, Kate. https://t.co/zXEtwTbzQy
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) August 31, 2021
My main problem with dating apps is I’m pitching a product I don’t really believe in
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) September 1, 2021
I don’t own any tshirts from the colleges I went to. Which is how I know I’m not a character in a movie.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) August 30, 2021
Had anybody tried unplugging Texas and plugging it back in
— Amanda Duberman (@AmandaDuberman) September 2, 2021
having your tote bag fall off your shoulder when you bend down is actually degrading
— ♡ (@tinazhxng) August 31, 2021
My goal was to have $10,000 saved by the end of 2021. I'm already at $8.32
— K.Rob 💋 (@hecraveskay) September 1, 2021
NYC is toxic as hell today. Being all sunny and clear the day after flooding and wrecking apartments is giving me very “I’m sorry for lashing out babe I hope we’re cool” vibes
— Claire A (@clairebearpears) September 2, 2021
Me: wow he thinks I’m cute
— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) August 30, 2021
Trader Joe’s cashier: damn this bitch eats a lot of cheese
remembering when cosmetic procedures werent normalized every time a youtuber got lip injections they made a 30 minute video explaining how they wanted them since they were a newborn in the NICU crying and shaking about having small lips 😭😭
— fo (@f0lake) August 28, 2021
big shout out to the guy who just airdropped a dick pic to everyone on this plane. Mikey your name is assigned to your seat dude
— rachel (@rachelmillman) August 30, 2021
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