35 Funny Tweets About What Kids Call Things

"My 5 year old just referred to the drink menu as a 'beer magazine' and that's what I'm calling it from now on."

Kids may not always know the official words for things, but the alternative terms they come up with tend to be even better than the real deal.

That’s why many parents take to Twitter to share their children’s funny malapropisms and creative turns of phrase ― from “foot wrists” to “medicine beans.” Below, we’ve rounded up 35 hilarious tweets about what kids call things.

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