30 Funny Tweets About What Kids Call Things

"My kid told me the second line of the 'we love preschool' song is 'everybody’s having a glass,' and that does sound more fun than 'blast'"

It’s hard to surpass the level of creativity that children bring to the English language. In fact, one could argue they often come up with ways to describe things that are far superior to the official terms.

Fortunately for us, many parents document their kids’ funny malapropism and original turns of phrase on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter. Below we’ve rounded up 30 hilarious examples. Enjoy!

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