In Bachelor world there is no such thing as an EASY D!! Tonight is no different. So many hard D's. Very tough decisions. #theBachelor
— Nick Viall (@viallnicholas28) February 14, 2017
What?! Nick isn't quitting?! How can this be? We could have NEVER predicted such a shocking turn of events. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/gWHB2gW9UY
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) February 14, 2017
Tonight a drag queen named #PlatinumVagine was born. #TheBachelor @BachelorABC
— Henry Goldblatt (@HenryGoldblatt) February 14, 2017
Nick's livestrong bracelet is older than most of these girls #TheBachelor
— Gossip Chris (@gossipgurl) February 14, 2017
The way Corinne says "hi-e" gives me creepy chills every time. #TheBachelor
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) February 14, 2017
"I look great on a yacht," is something only Mariah Carey can say with a straight face. #TheBachelor
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) February 14, 2017
Don't be scared, girls. #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/WBvIcKClVy
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) February 14, 2017
Elimination by shark would definitely make this my favorite episode. #thebachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 14, 2017
Kristina's like, "Hell no. I did not escape Russia to get eaten by a shark." #TheBachelor 🦈
— Kyleigh Wegener (@KyleighWegener) February 14, 2017
If Nick looked close enough he would have seen the "Neil Lane" engraving on Corinne's #PlatinumVagine #TheBachelor
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) February 14, 2017
when u thought it was domino's#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/nzTIvGhNVI
— Julia Bush (@jabush) February 14, 2017
"Never jiggle...lightly massage." I'm just going to come out and admit I have no idea what kind of sex this is. #TheBachelor
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) February 14, 2017
Every time a girl starts talking to Nick about anything, this is what it feels like he's thinking #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/fbc1qLoidK
— William Holman (@WilliamFHolman) February 14, 2017
Corinne talks about herself in 3rd person like Elmo. That's amazing. #TheBachelor
— Carly Waddell (@carlywaddell) February 14, 2017
Dear Bachelor Gods, PLEASE don't send @kristinaschulma to @BachParadise. HASN'T SHE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH? #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/QdnCc0Ul22
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) February 14, 2017
Kristina catching a grape in her mouth was the best part of that episode #TheBachelor
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) February 14, 2017
The last line of my autobiography: "A single tear fell down my face as I cradled a Neil Lane ring in my otherwise empty hands." #TheBachelor
— Nick (@TheFakeBachelor) February 14, 2017
If I were on #TheBachelor I would 100% be the first person to say "Yeah, no thanks, I can handle it," if anyone offered to "walk me out."
— Kate Coyne (@KatePeople) February 14, 2017
When you realize you're emotionally invested in #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/J2Rp696jjQ
— Samantha Highfill (@samhighfill) February 14, 2017
I hope that one day nick gets successful enough to own a business that I can boycott in response to his awful decisions. #TheBachelor
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) February 14, 2017
My favorite part about this season of #TheBachelor is watching Nick and Sean Lowe tweet back and forth.
— Tanner Tolbert (@ttolbert05) February 14, 2017
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