The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.
Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
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my therapist: how are u?
— ;) (@ttheantikris) April 27, 2021
me: im ok how are u?
My mom just asked me if I have "finished that paper for school yet", by which she meant my PhD dissertation
— Julia Milton (@yuliamilton) April 27, 2021
Commenting “love is love” and “that’s so inspiring!” on straight people’s engagement posts
— Nikita Redkar (@nikitadumptruck) April 25, 2021
even if you are fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends masking half of your face while living secretly in the opera house
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) April 27, 2021
April 2020: working from home sucks
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) April 27, 2021
April 2021: if we have to go back to the office full-time I will quit
Salmon so good, I see why bears just grab them right out the water
— Paris Moné (@ParisDaNubian) April 26, 2021
Woke Christian girl: my pronouns are she, her, and His 🙏🏻😇
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) April 26, 2021
How do people have the nerve to pull off a Ponzi scheme? I still feel bad that our family VCR ate the video store's only VHS of Mystic Pizza.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 25, 2021
To me he is Willem Dafriend
— Naomi Skwarna (@awomanskwarned) April 25, 2021
r u a baggy sweatshirt tiny pants girl or r u a tiny top baggy pants girl?
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) April 25, 2021
No food on a date? Bih that’s a meeting.... that coulda been an email. BYE.
— jaya. (@jayacancook) April 28, 2021
cdc says you may responsibly raw-dog the air now
— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) April 27, 2021
if you drink black coffee i know you be doing your job at work.
— KDisha (@NoEmmeG) April 28, 2021
do you think my dog struggles with balancing indian and american cultures
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) April 29, 2021
reading a book that reminds me of him (the DSM-5)
— anja (@internetanja) April 25, 2021
Are you a stylist or do you put skinny people in nice clothing?
— Kimberly Drew (@museummammy) April 27, 2021
Why does my pizza place do this pic.twitter.com/DqkSekxo6g
— Kara (Taylor’s Version) (@dj_big_naturals) April 28, 2021
when someone w well maintained dyed blonde hair complains about being broke im like... just let your hair be brown weirdo. there’s $1000 a month and it’s not that bad i promise.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) April 29, 2021
cannot stop thinking about this pic.twitter.com/8uzzDnnMoh
— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) April 28, 2021
Dr. Pepper is a woman but y’all not ready for that conversation yet
— Sighris 👾☻ (@Jest_Iris) April 27, 2021
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