The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.
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i miss going to the airport and having sexual tension between you and anyone who's remotely your age
— rebecca jennings (@rebexxxxa) February 22, 2021
I can't believe people are STILL struggling with basic Zoom etiquette. Remember:
— Celeste Labedz (@celestelabedz) February 22, 2021
- MUTE yourself when not speaking
- USE "raise hand" to avoid interruption in groups
- Make sure your CAT is in view
- Don't forget to tell me your cat's NAME
- Please tell your cat I LOVE them
i think my hot neighbor just saw me tell my plants to “have fun!!” as i put them outside to get some sun so that’s sick
— kate (@kaiteasley) February 24, 2021
If your caption tells me to "watch 'til the end," and I watch 'til the end and nothing spectacular happens, I'll always remember how you betrayed my trust.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) February 20, 2021
me in a meeting: “this could’ve been an email”
— emily allen (@emily0allen) February 24, 2021
me receiving an email: “i’m going to hurl myself into the sun”
help I am now 26, the same age as Meredith Blake in the Parent Trap, so if u need me I’m quitting my career and moving to Napa to seduce some hot millionaire dads!!!!!
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) February 22, 2021
telling the song to “shut up” right before you skip it >>>
— 🎖 (@Ayoowrld) February 24, 2021
I’m going to reveal the gender of a child every hour until my demands are met
— molly, trash queen (@chainchompist) February 23, 2021
— molly (plant mom era) 🌿 (@DoSomeMolly) February 25, 2021
i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall
— Elle oh Elle (@ellewasamistake) February 23, 2021
Personally I love being a millennial, it’s absolutely unhinged. Sometimes I want to do a gravy boat of molly and ride on the hood of a car and sometimes I’ll buy a $27 candle that makes me want a baby. 10/10 no notes.
— Tawny Newsome (@TrondyNewman) February 20, 2021
u think I’m annoying now? I did the morning announcements in high school
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 24, 2021
My ears trying to hold my two masks, glasses, air pods and cute earrings pic.twitter.com/AX3uqU3nPO
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) February 23, 2021
kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century
— Heinz Baked Jeans (@Merman_Melville) February 22, 2021
i'll probably get pregnant from a large hand on my knee when all this is all over
— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) February 20, 2021
I really wish Daft Punk had not told us they were splitting up. Just give a new guy the helmet & let us think everything is fine. I also wish my parents had worn helmets & done this. Maybe this is more of a conversation to have with a therapist.
— Caissie (@Caissie) February 22, 2021
When you speak two languages and start losing vocabulary in both of them = byelingual
— 🧚♂️ (@uhprome) February 21, 2021
Why does Venice, Italy look like Patrick needing water pic.twitter.com/vFK0oHX84S
— TheGbemisola🍸 (@Gbemideyforyou) February 21, 2021
what candy are you gonna carry around in your purse when you hit 70? mines gonna be jolly ranchers
— sarah lugor!! (@sarahlugor) February 23, 2021
i don't have it in me to grind like im so sorry.. i was put on this earth to eat berries and play in the ocean
— megan (@chismosavirus) February 22, 2021
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