27 Tweets About The Funny Names Kids Give Things

"My 9yo just told me: 'Thank you, Catherine Obvious.' I’m not correcting her."

Few people are more creative with the English language than children.

In many cases, the funny malapropisms and original turns of phrase they come up with are arguably superior to the official terms. At least, their parents seem to think so.

Below, we’ve rounded up 27 posts on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, from parents about what kids call things. Enjoy!

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