“If you’re in jail, I will bake a cake with a file in it. If you need to dispose of a body, I will show up with a shovel and garbage bags,” Roberta Laundrie wrote to her son.

The text, read at Joe Biden's 2021 ceremony, was relocated from the elementary section after a parent said it may "cause confusion and indoctrinate."

“I call them angels, that were there, that saved his life,” said the 23-year-old's mother.

The GOP senator from Florida issued an advisory of his own, prompting one critic to write: "You need to hire better writers."