Pizza rolls

Alleged Pizza Roll Pooper Apprehended After Oklahoma Grocery Store Incident

“I grabbed the bag, I felt something smushy on the bag, so I turned it over and there it was,” lamented shopper Shirley Wright-Johnson.
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Chrissy Teigen's Petty Fight With John Legend Over Pizza Rolls Is Sublime

Their Totino's tiff shows how the upper crust lives.
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