Adam Scott knows that parenthood isn’t all fun and games.
The “Parks and Recreation” star has a son, Graham, and daughter, Frankie, with his wife, Naomi, a producer. Over the years, he’s opened up about his experience as a dad on talk shows and, like many fellow parents, on Twitter.
In honor of Scott’s 46th birthday on Wednesday, we’ve rounded up 11 funny tweets about fatherhood from the actor. Enjoy!
Thinking about telling my kids Santa doesn't exist so I can get credit for some of this shit.
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) December 25, 2012
If you'd like to know what parenting is like in 2015, this toy boat is $70. That's pretty much it. pic.twitter.com/5Vhgy4fJjA
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) July 5, 2015
I literally spend 70% of my time parenting just protecting my nuts.
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) February 26, 2013
A tired dad which itself is a tired dad joke https://t.co/0396NemhF6
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) October 16, 2017
My daughter says every boy in the world has a penis, even Santa. So sad that one day she'll learn there's no such thing as Santa's penis.
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) May 31, 2013
I bought my kids each a slide whistle. Also: I am a fucking idiot.
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) December 12, 2011
My son made a cronos machine out of Legos while watching tonight’s ep! My thumb is now immortal. #GHOSTED pic.twitter.com/qMBjceKnfb
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) November 6, 2017
Totally forgot to name my son Arsenio.
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) August 22, 2013
Never thought of this particular Garfield tome as a must-bookmark kind of read, but my daughter teaches me new things every day. pic.twitter.com/R4Iqtddy2h
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) December 23, 2017
A dad patiently waiting on the sidewalk#GHOSTED https://t.co/DfT233ErKA
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) October 9, 2017
My daughter hitting Trump where it hurts: the issues.
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) January 21, 2017
certified @JohnRossBowie joke pic.twitter.com/JZihVT908V
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