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Hidden Valley Ranch Just Released Online Merch, And It's Kind Of Amazing

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Hidden Valley Ranch is now offering holiday swag for all the obsessive ranch fans in your life. 

The salad dressing company released its line of hilarious, ranch-themed gifts on Tuesday. There’s something for everyone ― and every budget ― in the collection. It has everything from tacky sweaters and goofy socks to a mini keg that holds a year’s supply of ranch (five liters of dressing). 

Of the 30 items offered, the cheapest product (a Hidden Valley Ranch flavor wheel) is only $3, while the most expensive offering (a Hidden Valley holiday Ranch fountain with skirt) will set you back $110. It is worth it? Definitely. 

Take a look at some of our favorite products below: 

Mini ranch keg
Hidden Valley
Buy the mini ranch keg for $50
Ranch statement socks
Hidden Valley
Buy the ranch statement socks for $12
Hidden Valley 'Not Your Ugly Christmas' sweater
Hidden Valley
Buy the Hidden Valley "Not Your Ugly Christmas" sweater for $40
Holiday ranch fountain with skirt
Hidden Valley
Buy the Holiday ranch fountain with skirt for $110
Hidden Valley 'BFF' tee
Hidden Valley
Buy the Hidden Valley 'BFF' tee for $30
Hidden Valley slippers
Hidden Valley
Buy the Hidden Valley slippers for $25
Hidden Valley bedazzled ornament
Hidden Valley
Buy the Hidden Valley bedazzled ornament for $12
'Peace, Love, Ranch' baby onesie
Hidden Valley
Buy the 'Peace, Love, Ranch' baby onesie for $25
Hidden Valley vintage logo cap
Hidden Valley
Buy the Hidden Valley vintage logo cap for $25
Hidden Valley bottle coozie
Hidden Valley
Buy the Hidden Valley bottle coozie for $20

And remember, ranch dressing goes with EVERYTHING. 

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