You Hate People Who Put Mayonnaise On Their Fries(01 of19)
Open Image ModalBecause what a wasted opportunity to eat more ketchup. (credit:Flickr: Bookeditor)
You'll Never Forget The Day Lay's Came Out With A Ketchup Flavor(02 of19)
Open Image ModalIt was the greatest day of your life. (credit:Flickr: zieak)
You've Got An Obscene Amount Of Ketchup Porn On Your Work Computer(03 of19)
Open Image ModalAnd you can't stop looking at it. (credit:Getty Images)
It's Getting To Be A Problem(04 of19)
Open Image Modal(Seriously, you might want to get help.) (credit:Alamy)
You Eat Eggs With Your Ketchup(05 of19)
Open Image ModalAnd we're here to tell you that THIS IS DISGUSTING. (credit:Flickr: cyclonebill)
You Wear This Shirt, Like, Everyday(06 of19)
Open Image ModalEating Fries With Ketchup Makes You The Happiest Person In The World(07 of19)
Open Image ModalThe two go together like a horse and carriage. (credit:Jupiter Images)
Heinz Or Hunts, You Don't Care(08 of19)
Open Image ModalYou don't discriminate when it comes to ketchup. It's all freaking amazing. (credit:Flickr: uberzombie)
You Can't Sleep Without Your Heinz Night Light.(09 of19)
Open Image ModalYou Show Your Feelings Through Ketchup(10 of19)
Open Image ModalWhat better way to profess your love for someone? (credit:Flickr: Iain Farrell)
It's The Only Way You Know How(11 of19)
Open Image ModalThere's Nothing You Want More In Life Than A Ketchup Spigot In Your House(12 of19)
Open Image ModalKnowing you have all that ketchup in your home would make you sleep better at night. (credit:Flickr: Lucius Kwok)
You Don't Need Pasta Sauce, Because You've Got KETCHUP(13 of19)
Open Image ModalOnce you've committed this culinary crime, you know you have a serious problem. (credit:Flickr: manoftaste.de)
Pulp Fiction Is Your Favorite Movie Because Of The Ketchup Joke (14 of19)
Open Image ModalAnd Uma Thurman will forever be your favorite actress. Don't remember it? It goes something like this: "Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street. Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry. Goes back and squishes him and says: 'Ketchup.' Ketchup."
You LOVE it.
You Have This Tattooed Somewhere On Your Body(15 of19)
Open Image ModalYou (credit:via: gowanhaus.com)
You Like Cheese And Crackers AND KETCHUP As A Snack(16 of19)
Open Image Modal(GROSS.) (credit:Flickr: Peter aka anemoneprojectors - camera busted!)
This Is A Perfectly Acceptable Lunch(17 of19)
Open Image Modal(But it's not really. You know that, right?) (credit:Flickr: goldberg)
You Hate Tomatoes Because They Aren't Ketchup(18 of19)
Open Image ModalWaste. (credit:Flickr: burgundavia)
Ketchup Makes You Act All Weird, But You Just Don't Care(19 of19)
Open Image ModalBecause you just really, really, really, love ketchup. Like a lot. A lot, a lot, a lot. So much so that it even hurts inside. (credit:Flickr: tanakawho)