50 Funny Tweets About Bribery From Parents Who Use It Well

"Why is it called bribing your child and not kid pro quo?"

Parents develop a highly specific set of skills to deal with the day-to-day grind of raising small humans.

There’s diaper changing, potty training, hiding vegetables in kid-friendly foods, chauffeuring, finding missing shoes and other foundational knowledge. But there’s also the art of white lies, tackling unanswerable questions and, perhaps most crucially, bribery. 

We’ve rounded up 50 funny tweets about bribery from parents who are all too familiar with the tactic. 

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