What Valentine’s Day Is Like After Marriage, As Told In 26 Tweets

"For Valentine’s Day, I just want my husband to find whatever it is that he’s looking for without my help."

As a married person on Valentine’s Day, you can forget about the roses, decadent dinners, and strawberries and Champagne. Because the truth is: Feb. 14 is never all it’s cracked up to be.

Whether you’re the kind of spouse who secretly cares about Valentine’s Day (even though you totally pretend you don’t) or truly couldn’t care less, these tweets will hit close to home.

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