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Make Mom Laugh This Mother's Day With These Hilariously Weird Gifts

If your weird mom wants alcoholic whipped cream, a champagne bottle bong or earrings shaped like mini rolls of toilet paper, we've got her covered.
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Senior Reporter, HuffPost

Giving a Mother’s Day gift has never been easier this year: Just get fully vaccinated so you can hang out with her without social distancing.

But while that’s a valuable gift that will surely be appreciated, you may want to give the woman who gave you life something ... different.

And that’s what we’re here for. HuffPost Weird News has once again compiled a guide to the year’s weirdest Mother’s Day gifts that will please every kind of weird mom.

If your weird mom wants alcoholic whipped cream, a champagne bottle bong or earrings shaped like mini rolls of toilet paper, we’ve got her covered.

Toilet Paper Earrings
The Brooklyn Vibe via Etsy.com
Your mom will be flushed with excitement when she gets these earrings shaped like rolls of toilet paper. "These would have been handy during the early part of the pandemic," she will say. You will laugh.
Apologetic Mother's Day Cookie
EatMeCookiecakes.com
Want your mom to know you really understand the sacrifice she made to make you the person you are today? This rather blunt cookie will make sure she gets the message loud and clear.
Spicy Cicada Seasoning
PinchSpiceMarket.com
Cicada season is upon us and that means that at least some moms are going to cook up some of the 17-year-old insects for a snack. You can ensure things stay within the bounds of good taste with this spicy cicada seasoning.
The "Hapbee"
https://hapbee.com/
Chances are, your mom sometimes needs help relaxing or improving her mood without, we stress, chemical aids. For those times, there is the "hapbee," a device that sends electromagnetic waves to mom's noggin to help calm her down or improve her attitude. If she balks about wearing the darn thing, just tell her it's a modern-day angel halo.
Golden Girls Porno Coloring Book
WoodRocket.com
Does mom need a hobby to keep her occupied in between "Golden Girls" reruns? Well, this coloring book that features Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia and Rose in various states of sexual congress will probably keep her ... occupied.
Champagne Bottle Bong
DailyHighClub.com
Your mom surely needs a new bong for Mother's Day (a sentence I honestly never expected to write, if I'm being candid), and this champagne bottle bong will put her in a bubbly mood.
Frowny Face Doll
FrownyFaces.com
Sadly, your mom may not always be happy with you. But rather than lament that fact, turn that bug into a feature with a customized doll that shows her frowning. "I wanted the gift to properly reflect the way I think you view our relationship." Mom will appreciate the candor. She may not act like she does, but, deep down, yeah.
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
TenThousandVillages.com
Sadly, most pizza cutters use the same dull design: a sharp wheel and a handle. Wouldn't life be better if you cut your pizza with a bicycle? Of course it would! And your mom will love this cheesy gift.
Alcoholic Whipped Cream
LickTheWhip.com/
Making Mom her favorite dessert for Mother's Day? Kick it up a notch with booze-infused whipped cream. Imagine the things she'll say when she's tipsy: "You're my favorite child. I know you just think I'm just saying this 'cause I'm drunk, but it's true."
Temporary Tooth Gems
Gemzeez.com
I bet you every mom has secretly wished she could put a temporary piece of costume jewelry on her choppers. If there is a mom who hasn't secretly wished she could put a temporary piece of costume jewelry on her choppers, I don't want to hear about it. Seriously. Not interested.
Baseball Bat Mug
DugoutMugs.com
Even if your mom isn't a baseball fan, she will go batty for these mugs made out of actual bats.
Piranha Plant Lamp
Fun.com
Does your mom lack both a green thumb and an affinity for video games? That's no reason not to get her this Piranha Plant lamp inspired by Super Mario Brothers. You can come up with other reasons on your own time.
Vladimir Pootin Toilet Spray
SpyMuseumStore.com
Does your mom like to dictate the odors of her bathroom? Vladimir Pootin is on the case (and, as you can see, on the bottle as well).
The Wadfree
Wadfree.com
For too long, your mom has suffered the silent indignity that comes from too many sheets, blankets and towels getting all soggily wadded up in the wash. The Wadfree eliminates that problem, allowing her to focus on something more important: getting you to stop bringing her your laundry. Small victories, indeed.
Scream Pillow
www.MarlaGoldberg.com
Fact is, there are some things you've done that make your mom scream. The least you can do is acknowledge your annoyingness by giving her a pillow she can scream in so the neighbors don't hear.
Uterus Button Hook
SmirkStuff.com
If Valentine's is all about hearts and flowers, maybe Mother's Day is about uteruses and buttonhook jewelry?
Personal Air Purifier
GreenTechEnv.com
Does your mom have a sensitive nose? Do allergies and pet dander send her into a huge sneezing session? A portable air purifier may be the thing to help her — and you — breathe easier.
Lawn Legs
LawnLegs.com
Every mom needs a bizarre obsession that is inexplicable to the people around her. Certainly, putting painted mannequin legs around the garden might qualify. You don't have to thank us.
High Performance Pet Massager
PawWave.pet
This portable pet massager won't rub mom the wrong way, but let her know to start with the lowest amount of vibration so she doesn't freak out Fido.
Women Don't Poop
UlyssesPress.com
Just film Mom's reaction when she first sees the title of the book. That's all I ask.

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Weird Mother's Day Gifts 2020
Dog Face Buff(01 of22)
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Admit it: Last year, the thought of giving mom a face mask would have seemed ... weird. Now, it's one of the most loving things you can do, especially if she loves dogs. Like, really loves dogs. (credit:AJIOffTheLeash.com)
Wearable Reproduction Of Kim Kardashian's Behind(02 of22)
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Bring Mom's dream to life with this wearable reproduction of Kim Kardashian's keister. I imagine it could inspire some true bonding between you (I have a very vivid imagination, apparently). (credit:SeeTheBum.com)
Alien Salt And Shaker Set(03 of22)
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Your mom will surely find "space" for this alien-themed salt and pepper shaker set. (credit:Houzz.com)
Air Guitar(04 of22)
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Did your mom say she wanted to use her time in self-isolation to finally learn a musical instrument? Yeah, we know how that went. Still, you can support her creative endeavors with this classy air guitar. And she can practice without waking up the neighbors. (credit:ArtfulMetalWorx.com)
Pocket Chainsaw(05 of22)
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Those trees in the back aren't going to cut themselves. Luckily, this pocket chainsaw is just the sort of cutting-edge Mother's Day gift your mom is sure to (pretend to) appreciate. (credit:https://sportsman-industries.com/)
Grilled Chicken Painting(06 of22)
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If your mom's TV habits are split between cooking shows and true crime documentaries, this painting of a chicken being "grilled" is sure to make her cluck appreciatively. (credit:AnytownUSA.com)
Kimono That Can Hold A Champagne Bottle In Back Pocket(07 of22)
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Sure, Mom will love wearing this stylish kimono around the house, pool or backyard. However, it's also utilitarian – it can hold a whole bottle of champagne in the back pocket. Now, that's a design that understands the needs of the user. (credit:CaliforniaCowboy.com)
Robot That Closely Follows You Carrying Your Stuff(08 of22)
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Your mom probably has a lot of stuff, and frankly, it's a hassle carting it around. Luckily, there's the Gita, a "following robot." If your mom balks at the idea of having a robotic helper shepherd her stuff around the, uh ... house, just look at her lovingly, and tenderly say, "It's the 21st century! Get with the program, lady!" She'll love your gentle message of respect. (credit:MyGita.com)
Pickle Wine Stoppers(09 of22)
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Does your mom's wine goes bad before she can finish the bottle? Well, that's quite a pickle. So, fittingly, why not give her these pickle-shaped wine stoppers? (Don't bother answering, I can't hear you). (credit:Hawwwy.com)
Chilean Hot Dog Earrings(10 of22)
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At this point, it probably doesn't make sense for mom to wear her best jewelry when she's only in leggings and T-shirts — quarantine life! Still, if your mom likes her hot dogs Chilean-style with mayo and avocado — and we realize this is a very specific niche — then she is sure to love earrings shaped to look like the regional dish. (credit:LeChicMiami.store)
Peanut Butter & Jelly Fragrance(11 of22)
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Perfume always makes good "scents" as a Mother's Day gift. Whether that edict stretches toward a peanut-butter-and-jelly fragrance is a matter of personal taste. (credit:DemeterFragrance.com)
Biscuit-Shaped Shoulder Bag(12 of22)
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A purse that looks like a biscuit? Now that takes the cake! (credit:TheApolloBox.com)
The Witcher In The Bath figurine(13 of22)
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This figurine of Geralt, a character from the Netflix series "The Witcher," can't help but become a valued family heirloom — if you have a really weird family. (credit:Fun.com)
Cannabis Leaf Pasties(14 of22)
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Sure, pasties shaped like marijuana leaves may seem like a bizarre Mother's Day gift, but, hey, self-isolation is pushing people to make major changes in their life — and maybe wearing marijuana pasties is one of them. (credit:Emojibator.com)
Human Head Flower Pots(15 of22)
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Is your mom stuck at home alone? It can be hard to live without seeing a friendly face, so maybe a few creepy-looking human-face vases are in order? Maybe? Show of hands? Bueller? (credit:TheApolloBox.com)
Decorative Turtle Couple Welcome Sign(16 of22)
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Just because your mom probably shouldn't have visitors doesn't mean she can't pretend to welcome guests. This "decorative turtle couple welcome sign" is a great way for Mom to say "shello" to the mail deliverer, Grubhub driver or neighbor who doesn't respect boundaries. (credit:Houzz.com)
Nakefit(17 of22)
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If the past few months of living indoors has made you forget the purpose of shoes, you're not alone. Still, if your mom is nervous about not wearing shoes, these pads that fit on the soles might be a happy medium. Or not. (credit:Nakefit.us)
Handy Hats(18 of22)
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If your mom does decide to take a walk, it's important to carry ID and maybe some money. But pants and jacket pockets are so, ugh, 20th century. Today's modern mom carries around her essential documents inside a baseball hat. Really. She does. You can look it up. (Editor's note: We found no evidence to support that lame assertion). (credit:MyHandyHats)
Easy Bake Oven For Pot(19 of22)
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Has staying at home inspired mom to tackle baking? Well, butter and bread are a natural combination — especially if Mom infuses the butter with lots of God's green herb. This cooking device allows Mom to activate, infuse, melt and bake her cannabis in one easy container. It's one gift she'll be high on. (credit:ArdentCannabis.com)
Phyx THC Water(20 of22)
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Mom may need a little buzz to get through these times, but if alcohol isn't her thing, she can try this sparkling water laced with THC. It provides a pleasant, mild high, but, frankly, it takes a while for it to hit, so expect a lot of phone calls and texts that say, "I'm not feeling anything yet. Are you sure this works?" (credit:GetMyPhyx.com)
Reflexology Sock(21 of22)
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Is self-isolation rubbing Mom the wrong way? Well, these reflexology socks can help her ease any nagging pains she may be feeling as a result. (credit:Semi-finalist.com)
Lip Service Ashtray(22 of22)
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If you can't give your mom a kiss on Mother's Day, maybe you can give her a lip-shaped ashtray instead? It's basically the same thing, right? It's not? Oh. (credit:HerHighnessCBD.com)
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