"I keep smiling as I watch people recover from the shock of ... me. They don’t even realize that I am making the moment comfortable — for them."
"You have to joke about it," said Leno. "There’s nothing worse than whiny celebrities."
In Oregon, armed militia men show no sign of leaving the government building they seized last Saturday.
Joanne Mogavero suffered first- and second-degree burns after coffee spilled on her lap, her lawyers say.
Bet you didn't know about the cling film bit.
The takeover is costing taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars, the Oregon governor says.