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The unidentified man was reported missing for more than 12 hours before he was finally rescued off a remote island in Jamaica Bay, Queens.
The octopus-wielding pinniped appears to be a New Zealand fur seal.
The actress is very thankful for the "blond human" who came to her rescue.
"It just wouldn't stop," said Dan Wherley.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"Did I get us lost in a kayak? Yes. Did we paddle as hard as we could for 100 hours and end up in a shipping lane? I’m afraid so."
Reason #34,387,483 why we need to keep our oceans clean.
Whether you're a first-timer or an experienced fisherman, the thrill of catching your own dinner is irresistible.