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39 Brutally Honest Cards For New Parents

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When a loved one welcomes a new baby, you naturally want to shower them with warm embraces, helpful gifts and celebratory cards.

But sometimes the real message you want to convey can’t be found in a classic greeting card. Still, there are many other options.

We’ve rounded up 39 creative, hilarious and brutally honest cards for new parents.

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$4, Beckamade
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$4.25, InANutshellStudio
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$3.50, LaPapier
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$4.25, InANutshellStudio
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$4.25, SpellingBeeCards
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$4.14, HellaFreshDesigns
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$4.50, CrimsonandCloverGift
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$5, PinsAndPosters
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$4, nocturnalpaper
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$4.14, HellaFreshDesigns
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$4.50, JadeCourtPaper
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$4, PaperFreckles
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$3.84, ThePaperArtShoppe
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$4, AlexNicolePaperCo
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$3.14, YellowLemming
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$4.22, GiveWithLoveCards
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$3.59, LostMarblesCo
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$3.50, NineSevenCo
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$3.26, PAPRboutique
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$3.72, PurpleTreeDesignsUK
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$5.50, ChezGagne
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$4.14, HellaFreshDesigns
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$3.47, Polksadotty
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