A Guide To Drinking: The Appropriate Alcohol For Every Kind Of Occasion

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Whether it's Sunday brunch or happy hour, a first date or a wedding, it's always a good time for a drink. Everyone has a favorite beverage, but with so many choices out there, sometimes it can still be hard to choose. When you're faced with that difficult dilemma -- a gin and tonic or a beer, a whisky on the rocks or neat -- the options can feel overwhelming and you might end up making the grave mistake of ordering something you'll regret. (You never want to waste the opportunity for a good drink, after all.)

To help you rise to the occasion, we've charted out your go-to drinks for any situation. Don't know what to order? Don't panic. It's 5 o'clock somewhere, so go ahead, grab a drink and find out what the best choice is for any scenario.

Sunday Brunch
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A Bloody Mary. You know you want one. You might actually need one. You probably don't need one quite as elaborate as this one, but you definitely do need a good Bloody, or seven. That mimosa or bellini might look good, but so do those pancakes. And you know you ultimately don't want something sweet -- you want something salty, acidic, and strong.
High School Prom After-Party
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Warm beer, hidden in your friend's basement.
First Date
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If you're meeting for drinks on the first date, start with a simple mixed drink, like a gin and tonic. If you're having a second drink, order a beer. You don't want overdo it, but you might need something a little stronger to start with to ease the inevitable awkwardness. Your next date? It's coffee time.
New Year's Eve
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Champagne. Duh.
Frat Party
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Beer in a Solo Cup. Preferably after a game of flip cup on the beer pong table. Come on, guys. Let's be real here.
Your Birthday
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When in doubt, get a margarita on your birthday. No matter how bad your birthday might be, it's impossible not to have fun with a margarita in your hand. It's festive and if you drink enough, you won't remember how old you're turning.
A Night In
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Whether it's a romantic night in, or you're home wallowing in the pain of a break-up, red wine is your friend. Your ever reliable, soothing, good friend.
A Bachelorette Party When Your Sole Mission Is To Get As Drunk As Possible
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The biggest bang for your buck (and a guaranteed full day hangover)? Long Island Iced Tea.
The Bridal Shower You Really Didn't Want To Attend
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Mimosas. All the mimosas.
The Office Christmas Party That You Got Too Drunk At Last Year
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Soda water and lime. No one will know the difference, but you won't be puking in the office bathroom the next morning like you did last year.
Meeting The Parents
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Whatever they're drinking.
You Just Got Promoted!
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A martini.
You Just Got Laid Off
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Two martinis.
A Wedding
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Whatever they're serving, and as much of it as you can.
Spring Break
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Tequila shots. Many tequila shots, and then never again.
The First Day Of Fall
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Hard cider. If you're a skeptic, you've probably just tried the super sweet varieties. The world of hard cider is bigger and way more awesome than you think, and the fall is a great time to try something new. If you're already on board, good for you.
The First Day Of Summer
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Sangria or a cold, refreshing beer. Or both! It's summer!
College Graduation
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Scotch. You're an adult now.

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The Most Influential Cocktails Of All Time
The Martini(01 of07)
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The ultimate cocktail: The Martini
The most important cocktail for my money is the martini. It's certainly the most symbolic -- when you look at the cocktail glass it conjures up all of these images of the Rat Pack and James Bond. The glass alone says sophistication and it has become the universal symbol of cocktail culture. Even though the Manhattan is the drink that led to the martini, the martini stole its thunder in terms of popularity.

Related: The Great Mysteries Of The Martini, Solved
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The Daiquiri(02 of07)
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If you can only master one drink: The Daiquiri
The daiquiri is the gold standard of all sour cocktails. It's simple and clean -- just rum, fresh lime and a tiny bit of sugar to balance the lime. It's exquisite. The margarita is very similar to the daiquiri just with tequila instead of rum, Cointreau instead of sugar and the addition of salt, which is what I think made it very popular since it touches every bit of your palate.

Related: Sorrel Daiquiri Recipe

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The Old Fashioned(03 of07)
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Drinking history: The Old Fashioned
If you look at a drink like the Old Fashioned (named for its status as the earliest cocktail), it is really just sugar, bitters, ice and rye whiskey or bourbon. But if you look closer, you can see how bartenders have continued to use this formula in new versions of the drink. You can find variations like the Oaxaca old-fashioned (with mescal) or the elder fashioned (a version with gin and St. Germain) that my good friend Phil Ward invented.

Related: Rare Breed Old Fashioned Cocktail Recipe

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The Tom Collins(04 of07)
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The definition of refreshing: Tom Collins
The Tom Collins is a long refreshing cocktail with a basic recipe that has led to many great drinks. It's basically a highball that's been made very, very well. Making a Tom Collins is almost like making a margarita or white lady. It's essentially a gin sour that's been lengthened with soda water to make it a tall, refreshing drink. So if you look at something like a Cuba Libre (coke, rum and lime), the Dark and Stormy (rum and ginger ale) or even the mojito (muddled mint, sugar, lime, rum and soda) you can see the Tom Collins' influence. A mojito is almost like a rum Tom Collins with mint.

Related: How To Make The 10-Second Mojito

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The Bloody Mary(05 of07)
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The only drink that's acceptable to drink in the morning: The Bloody Mary
The Bloody Mary is, of course, the drink that makes it OK to drink cocktails in the afternoon (or morning). It's also the cocktail that bars that don't specialize in cocktails often do well. You can go to your local dive bar and they may have their own version of the Bloody Mary. Pubs in England that don't serve any other cocktail (with the exception of Pimm's Cup) will serve them. It's absolutely everywhere.

I credit the Bloody Mary's success to the amount of flavor that is in it -- its almost like drinking gazpacho. It really is a meal. And like all of these influential drinks, there are many versions of it like the red snapper (with gin), the Bloody Maria (with tequila) and the Bloody Caesar (with Clamato juice).

Related: 7 Ways To Upgrade That Boring Bloody Mary

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The Negroni(06 of07)
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The definitive apéritif: The Negroni
I always refer to the Negroni as the Guinness of cocktails since most people don't like Guinness until they have had three. (After the third, their palate has adjusted.) It's similar with the Negroni. As the Italians know, there is truly nothing better to drink before you eat than a bitter cocktail like this one. The basic formula of equal parts gin, vermouth and Campari is a jumping off point for many other bitter drinks.

Related: Photo Gallery: 7 Creative Negroni Spins

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The Bellini(07 of07)
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When a glass of Champagne just isn't enough: The Bellini
The Bellini is a beautiful, refreshing drink that is low in alcohol and is really closer to drinking wine. No spirits touch these drinks and, yet, they're still considered cocktails. The Champagne cocktail adds another dimension to a great glass of Champagne with the introduction of some bitters on top of a sugar cube that is dropped into the Champagne, suddenly turning it into a bitters and soda-style drink. Just much fancier.

Related: How To Order Champagne Like A Baller

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