26 Tweets That Prove Hell Is Using A Dating App Around The Holidays

"This guy’s Tinder bio says, 'looking for a wife for holidays' like sir, do i look like a seasonal employee????"

Not to be all “Bah! Humbug!” about it, but is there anything more dispiriting than swiping on a dating app during the holidays?

We’re mid-cuffing season, which means everyone who was diligently looking to couple up has probably already paired off and hopped off Hinge. Now, it’s like a (freezing, wintery) jungle out there: You basically get to choose from random people looking to secure a New Year’s Eve hookup or people you went to high school with who are also home for the holidays. (Or who never left to begin with.) 

Below, 25 tweets that capture the pure awfulness of swiping during the holiday season. 

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