29 Funny And Relatable Tweets About Vacationing As A Married Couple

"Lots of good memories from vacation, but probably my favorite was when my husband, who insisted on not packing a hat, admitted that he should’ve brought a hat."

Vacations, when you’re married, can be a real mixed bag.

On the one hand, getting away together can be fun and provide quality time to connect and a refreshing change of scenery. And on the other, trips can also be a source of stress and frustration that inevitably leads to bickering. 

Below, we’ve gathered 29 tweets that find the humor in the ups and downs of the travexperience — from the packing struggles to transportation woes, to annoying spousal habits and everything in between. 

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Before You Go

40 Warm Weather Things You'll Need To Have A Very Stylish Vacation
Beachy tie-front pants(01 of36)
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Promising review: "I feel like I'm floating in these! I love love love the waist, which is very soft and giving and does not pinch. These are so comfortable, airy, and stylish. I love that the front top part is flat against the tummy and the sides have the wide flexible band. Paired with a tank top, I feel like dancing. I love that the bottom hem is not straight across; it looks so casual and stylish. The legs are extra wide and unstructured, and it almost feels like you're wearing a skirt. The material is ideal for warmer days, it is very light and keeps you cool." —KSK (credit:Amazon)
A wide-brim Panama hat that'll stylishly shield you from the beach rays(02 of36)
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Promising review: "Instead of buying clothes for the summer, I bought this hat, and it looks so good with EVERYTHING. I've worn it every day since I purchased it. All of a sudden my clothes have new life. I was so impressed by the packaging that I kept a portion of it to use when I travel with this hat or other hats. I have a bigger head and thought this might not work on me, but I get compliments even while wearing my face mask. It also keeps me very cool despite the 100-degree weather in California. Overall, extremely happy with my purchase." —Selene (credit:amazon.com)
An essential cropped tank(03 of36)
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Promising review: "Don’t hesitate, just buy it. I bought it in one color and as soon as I tried it on I purchased three more. The material is like butter. It doesn’t have a built-in bra, but it’s lined and somehow makes my boobs look incredible, just the right amount of nip :). You could put on a bra with this if you’d like but there’s no need. It’s cropped but still long enough that it doesn’t roll up weirdly at the bottom. Can dress this up or down! I’ll probably end up buying every color by the end of the year, it’s just that incredible." —Danijtate (credit:amazon.com)
A two-pack of beach wraps(04 of36)
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Promising review: "I am super happy with this cute wrap. I wore it over a bikini to a yoga party. Was comfortable, tied easily and stayed put. The black fit just the same." — MCK (credit:amazon.com)
A satin spaghetti strap dress designed to be worn so many ways(05 of36)
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Promising review: "I recommend 100%. I loved the fit and and was super comfortable. Got a lot of compliments about it and it was accurate on the size. Perfect!" — Cynthia Arizpe (credit:amazon.com)
A breathable button-up shirt(06 of36)
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Pro tip: Size up for a more oversized and open fit, or select your true size for a well-fitted, tied-up look.

Promising review: "I love this shirt, it's light and can be worn in or out, or tight in a knot. Dress up or dress down, the material is not see-through. I'm considering buying it in a different color." — Tatiana
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A tie-front T-shirt dress(07 of36)
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Promising review: "The go-to dress. With a nice-weight fabric and a front tie, this very comfortable T-shirt dress is kicked up a notch into a decent-looking outfit. I love how I can just throw it on, add earrings and a pair of flats or heels, and I get compliments for being nicely dressed. I love the pockets! Whenever I take a trip, this easily packable dress comes with me. I bought grey and blue, and then this year I bought green. All are true to color." — PAM (credit:amazon.com)
A cushy pair of slides you'll be patting yourself on the back for packing(08 of36)
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Promising review: "So cute and COMFORTABLE, literally feels like walking on clouds! And they’re breathable — no sweaty feet. I also like how at the bottom it’s textured so you can walk outside and they have little slots so they're airy! Buy them ASAP." — Jordan (credit:amazon.com)
A glamorous halter-neck maxi dress(09 of36)
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Promising review: "I really didn't expect to love this dress, but I was so impressed with it that I ended up ordering it in two other colors and also in another style. It's the perfect dress to wear to a party, weddings, or the like. The shorter slip underneath the sheer polka dot overlay of the dress is the perfect length to add a sweet detail without being too short. Really happy and very impressed!" — Alyssa Algra (credit:amazon.com)
A strapless bustier you'll probably consider buying in every color(10 of36)
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Promising review: "I purchased this outfit for a night out. I must say I love this top because you can dress it up or dress it down. It is not see-through at all. A nice corset-like top! Not made of cheap material at all." — Danielle DeNora (credit:amazon.com)
A neutral-toned ribbed bodysuit(11 of36)
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And this has adjustable straps with a built-in bra for added support.

Promising review: "It is SO hard to find bodysuits that A. Fit and B. Don't have those stupid snaps in the crotch. This bodysuit is a dream. Super stretchy, soft, and fits like a glove. I will say that it seems to run slightly large overall. I plan on sizing down when I inevitably buy another one. For reference I am a size 22 and a 42D. The built-in bra is a godsend and the straps are really stretchy and accommodating!" — Haley
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Some ridiculously stylish frames(12 of36)
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Promising review: "Super cute and sturdy! Looks expensive and super stylish, will be buying in different colors!!" — Heather Kaleiohi (credit:amazon.com)
Or a round pair designed with a bigger fashionable frames(13 of36)
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Promising review: "These shades have become my new favorites! I love that I can put them on top of my head without my hair getting caught in them. They're a plastic frame, but it's not flimsy or cheaply made, and they look really stylish. They can be worn with sporty or dress clothes as well. They block out the sun, but I am still able to see well, so I love them when I'm driving. They come with a soft cloth for cleaning and a carrying bag to prevent scratches. They fit well without sliding off if I bend over, and they don't feel heavy on the bridge of my nose. I have to say that they look better in person than in the photo, and I'm really happy with my purchase." — LadyTsotsos_Beauty (credit:amazon.com)
Adaptable zip-off pants reviewers adore(14 of36)
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Promising review: "BEST. PANTS. EVER. I have always struggled to find pants that fit me properly. I have long and strong legs. I cried of joy when I finally tried on these pants! Now, I own six pairs and I sold all of my other hiking pants. The built-in belt allows for cinching at the waist for the perfect fit. The pockets are functional. The material is top notch. This company actually listens to its customers and have only added more improvements. The colorways are ~chef’s kiss~. I cannot recommend these enough!" —Outdoor Voices Customer (credit:Outdoor Voices)
Espadrille platform sandals for anyone who's ready to free their cooped-up toes(15 of36)
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Promising review: "These sandals fit very well. I usually order an 8 in sandals, and these fit perfectly. My foot is a little wide, and these provided enough room to be comfortable but not too loose. Loved not having blisters at the end of the day. Will wear them for the remainder of the summer and into fall. Also wanted to mention the brown that I bought are very soft and look expensive. Didn’t know they’d look this good!" —Cindy (credit:amazon.com)
A snazzy one-shoulder bodysuit(16 of36)
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Some reviewers suggest sizing down!Promising review: "Stunning. I love this top!! I got a small in the red. It is exactly as pictured. Beautiful color! It was a little baggy but also very comfy. I’m ordering another color! So many compliments! Might try an XS this time." —CM (credit:amazon.com)
A customizable tie-back monokini(17 of36)
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Promising review: "This is my favorite bathing suit of all time. I am 5'8" and often one-piece bathing suits are too short and are not comfortable. This one is flexible in the sense that you tie the strings where it suits you and therefore make it tighter or looser depending on your height or how large-chested you are. It's a super nice design and just gorgeous all around. I ended up buying two more in different colors. I went in to the beach, pools, and cenotes while on my honeymoon, and this baby didn't fade in color or get warped in any way. Love it!!!" — Natty (credit:amazon.com)
A maxi dress with a lil' side slit(18 of36)
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Promising review: "Buy this dress!!! This is perfect!! It is casual yet can be dressed up. The dress hit the floor when I had on 2-inch wedges. It doesn’t cling but it does drape nicely. My husband loved it so much that I ordered four different colors in a size down so that I can wear them with flats." — Tia Blackwell (credit:amazon.com)
A JW Pei pouch bag you'll want to swing around as you strut down some cobblestones in Europe(19 of36)
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JW Pei is an Asian- and family-owned brand with minimalist accessory designs that are made with sustainable and vegan materials.

Promising review: "I'm OBSESSED with this bag. The color is absolutely gorgeous! I was very surprised to see it come in such a lovely box and dust bag. The quality is fantastic!" —Aleasha
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A sheer and flowy cover-up set with matching crop top and built-in bottoms(20 of36)
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Promising review: "This was perfect for the beach! So stunning and turned plenty of heads. Buying this in every color now! LOL, don't think about it — just buy it!" —Katrina P (credit:amazon.com)
An adorable cutout dress(21 of36)
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Promising review: "10 stars. Absolute best dress I’ve purchased on Amazon! Amazing fit. Beautiful, perfect neutral. Hugs all my curves, not see-through, and super comfortable. Makes me feel like a goddess. I’m in love." — T.C. (credit:amazon.com)
Snug and supportive bike shorts (with pockets!) designed with a high waist that won't roll down(22 of36)
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Promising review: "I ordered these to wear during at home workouts instead of wearing my capri ones and under my shorts for walks because I hate my thighs rubbing together. I think I am going to get them in white to wear under my summer dresses. I love the way the waist is made and how soft the material is." — Kimberly Mcleod (credit:amazon.com)
An open-back number you're destined to become fast friends with(23 of36)
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Promising review: "I have been wanting this same style dress from Free People but it was $118. I was leery about this considering it was much cheaper in cost but it is PERFECT! It fit absolutely perfectly. Great length too. Keep in mind you can't wear a bra with it and if you are larger-busted (I'm small, an A cup) then it may fit totally different. It's thin and lightweight but with skin-colored undies, I had no problem with lines or visibility. I'm considering buying it in another color." — Bullitt02797 (credit:amazon.com)
A ruffly tie-back swimsuit that looks just dreamy paired with warmer weather(24 of36)
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Promising review: "OMG!! I never buy clothes from Amazon, but my friend bought this suit and couldn't stop raving about it, so I figured for the price I'd try it....This suit is AMAZING!!! The fit is great, I have a little bit of a longer torso and no issues with the size. The quality is so good!" — Becca (credit:amazon.com)
High-waisted denim shorts superbly designed with the kinda stretch that'll move with you(25 of36)
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Promising review: "Purchased this for spring break and instantly fell in love. I love the high rise fit, these are so comfortable to wear." — BEVTX (credit:Torrid)
An off-shoulder maxi dress(26 of36)
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Promising review: "Absolutely LOVE this dress! It is so cute on a lot of different body types. I’m 5’1 145lbs and a medium fit great. It’s a little long but not bad at all considering my height. I wore this on vacation and It was my go-to dress whenever I could wear it. Wrinkle-free, excellent pockets, I would buy 10 if I could." — Jenna (credit:amazon.com)
A glitzy mesh top for your girls' getaway(27 of36)
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Promising review: "I love it! I was a bit nervous upon opening the package that it was going to be a cheap-looking material but it was not. It is very soft and feels great on my skin. It was not scratchy at all. I will definitely be ordering a few more and this time a size down." —Jos (credit:amazon.com)
A beautifully airy straw woven bag so chic, it'll quickly become your new beach companion(28 of36)
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Promising review: "Soooo cute. Obsessed with this bag! I use it all the time and surprisingly it holds a lot, and heavy things too, also great for the beach/groceries/errands." —Alise (credit:www.amazon.com)
Stretchy wide-leg pants with pockets and a ruched waistband(29 of36)
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Promising review: "It’s sometimes very hard to buy clothes online. I’ve been striking out a lot lately... until I received THESE today! SO super cute and light and airy (but not see-through) just a great pair of pants! If you’re on the fence, go for it and just buy them! Fits as expected. You’ll love them! I know I do! Can’t wait to wear them...now I just need somewhere to go! Lol." — N.M.P118 (credit:amazon.com)
A triangle top and high-waisted bottom duo(30 of36)
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Promising review: "The color is true, beautiful, and vibrant. The material is excellent and not see-through at all. The top does not have any underwire, so be aware of that. Straps are adjustable and can hold you up, but I’m not sure how well if you're extremely top heavy. The bottoms are great. The front has this crinkly look with the material. I love this so much that I’m going to order another color." — 2CuteKidzinCali (credit:amazon.com)
A tulle ruffle-shoulder bodysuit you're gonna want in your wardrobe(31 of36)
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Promising review: "Love this bodysuit!! I wore it for my birthday brunch and felt bougie in all the right ways! I had a ton of girls ask me where I got it and they were shocked when I told them Amazon." —Cassidy D. (credit:amazon.com)
A polished palazzo pant(32 of36)
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Promising review: "These pants as so comfortable and flowy! I stepped outside of my usual skinny jean outfit to try this style and I never want to take them off! They are great casual pants for work and can be dressed up for the evening with a fancy shirt and heels. They are as comfortable as pajamas without looking like it. :)" —Nash (credit:amazon.com)
A ruched V-neck knot-front top(33 of36)
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Promising review: "I have very big boobs and it fits perfect. So don't be afraid to buy." —latasha (credit:amazon.com)
A square-neck balloon-sleeve dress so stylish, you'll be twirling around in it(34 of36)
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Promising review: "It’s super cute, comfortable, and I received a ton of compliments on it. I ordered a medium but could have gone with a small. Ordering another color because I liked it so much." —Amber Nelson (credit:amazon.com)
A printed cover-up(35 of36)
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Promising review: "This is so beautiful and has a gorgeous pattern. It's made with amazing fabric; soft and beautiful flowy drape. I lived in it all summer around the pool. Plus, it's super cute with shorts or jeans. It's one of my favorites now." — J Allen (credit:amazon.com)
And a cropped rash-guard top and high-waist bottom set(36 of36)
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Promising review: "Loved this suit! I went to Mexico on vacation and was concerned with getting too much sun. The top was perfect, and I was expecting to hate the bottoms, but they fit and looked great for my frame! Not only was this functional but super cute, and I received a lot of compliments. I also did not get sunburned lying on the beach all day." — Amazon Customer (credit:amazon.com)

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