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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Nov. 30-Dec. 6)

"Sometimes I like to live dangerously by putting ketchup on my kid’s dinner plate without asking where they would like it first."
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Audience Engagement Editor, HuffPost

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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So, each week we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

Before You Go

Cute Kid Notes
'I Am Sorry Ben'(01 of91)
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Author: ZacharyAge: 8Click here to read the full note (credit:Jenny Horton Davidson)
'Don't Tease People About Their Skin Color'(02 of91)
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Author: KaiaAge: 5Click here to read the full note (credit:Melissa Coyne)
I Need Cash Now(03 of91)
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Author: Reddit user mase_in_mass's daughterClick here to read the full note (credit:Imgur)
Time For A New Pen(04 of91)
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Author: EvelynAge: 9Click Here To Read The Full Note (credit:Jake Clark)
How To Cook A Turkey(05 of91)
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Author: AnnaAge: 7Click Here To Read The Full Note (credit:Leslie Kennedy)
Sister In My House(06 of91)
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Author:JonathanAge: 2nd gradeClick Here To Read The Full Kid Note (credit:Imgur)
I Made A Blob(07 of91)
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Author:Reddit user rcv27's little sisterClick here to read the full note (credit:Imgur)
Dear So-Called Tooth Fairy(08 of91)
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Author: CarlosAge: 9Click Here To Read The Full Note (credit:Lori Leibovich)
A Math Homework Mystery(09 of91)
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Author: BenAge: 8Click here to read the full note (credit:Heather Roberson)
You Can Be My NEXT Boyfriend(10 of91)
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Author: Reddit user Reasonable-doubt's little brotherClick Here To Read The Full Note (credit:Imgur)
Can I Do Karaty?(11 of91)
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Author: Reddit user Perspireo's little sisterClick Here To Read The Full Note (credit:via Imgur)
Make It Rain Tacos(12 of91)
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Author: UnknownVia Reddit (credit:Imgur)
Cloudy With A Chance Of Kale(13 of91)
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Author: AlexAge: 5Click Here To See The Full Note (credit:Courtesy of Morgan Malaj)
An Opinion Question(14 of91)
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Author: Reddit user geni91782's kidAge: 6Click Here To Read The Full Note (credit:via Reddit)
Macy's School Hairstyles(15 of91)
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Author: MacyAge: 9Click Here To Read The Full Note (credit:Bridgette Whisenand)
Stating The Obvious(16 of91)
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Author: Reddit user flaggfox's sonGrade Level: 3rdClick Here To Read The Full Cute Kid Note (credit:Imgur)
Three Sentences That Mean The World(17 of91)
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Author: Reddit user johnr87410's son JosiahAge: 12Click Here to See The Full Note (credit:Imgur)
Goals For 3rd Grade(18 of91)
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Author:Reddit user elbostonian's sonAge: Third GraderClick Here To Read The Full Note (credit:Via Reddit)
Dear Bill Clinton(19 of91)
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Author: Young "Scooter" CheeksPosted by: Grown-up Scooter Cheeks, now known as Reddit user champscheeksClick Here To Read The Full Note (credit:via Reddit)
One Track, His Mind Is(20 of91)
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Author: LucasAge: 4Click here to read the full note. (credit:Angela Hedges)
A Note From The Teacher(21 of91)
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Author: SadieAge: 8Click Here To Read The Full Note (credit:Courtesy of Mary Beth Holcomb)
If The Shoe Fits...(22 of91)
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Author:Reddit user FrEsH_MiNt's cousin (via Imgur)Age: 7Click here to read the full note (credit:via Imgur)
No Toking(23 of91)
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Author: MaddieAge: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:Amanda Kegley)
'You Are A Superhero'(24 of91)
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Author: GabrielaAge: 5Click here to read the full note (credit:Michele Yulo)
For Mommy(25 of91)
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Author: CooperAge: 7Click here to read the full note: (credit:Shana Jameson Riley)
Fantasy vs. Reality(26 of91)
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Author: AlexAge: 9Click here to read the full note (credit:Rebecca C.)
An iPad Note For Mom(27 of91)
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Author: Jasmine Age: 8Click here to read the full note (credit:Laura Lopez )
Snax(28 of91)
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Author: Blogger Kim Bongiorno's daughter/future party plannerAge: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:Kim Bongiorno)
"Dear Tooth Fairy..."(29 of91)
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Author: LailaAge: 8Click here to read the full note (credit:John Chambers )
Dear Obama(30 of91)
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Author: SorenAge: 7Click here to read the full note
Three Little Words From A Boy With Autism(31 of91)
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Author: Redditor EFCFrost's son who is on the spectrum (via Imgur)Click here to read the full note (credit:via Imgur)
Happy Father's Day(32 of91)
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Author: EliasAge: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:Keith Pyatt )
Dad Is Really Cranky(33 of91)
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Author: LucyAge: 7Click here to read the full note (credit:Mike Moore )
My Hero (34 of91)
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Author: RhettAge: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:Jennifer Sevems )
The Daddy Trofy(35 of91)
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Author: Reddit user georgeresch's stepdaughterAge: 6Click here to read the full note
T Is For...(36 of91)
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Author: Unknown (via Reddit)Click here to read the full note
Interpreting Remainders(37 of91)
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Author: NicholasAge: 9Click here to read the full note (credit:Brian Connors )
Shine Bright(38 of91)
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Author: ElizabethAge: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:Thomas and Jamie Schull )
Mommy Fact Sheet(39 of91)
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Author: Lilly WellsGrade level: KindergartenClick here to read the full note (credit:Caroline Sheppard )
Say, Listen, And Circle(40 of91)
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Author: AschaAge: 5Click here to read the full note
Places That I Have Been To(41 of91)
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Author: RyleighAge: 8Click here to read the full note (credit:Tina Wrinkle )
"Col Me Baby"(42 of91)
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Author: AbbyAge: 5Click here to read the full note (credit:Lauren Strongin )
Happy Things To Think About(43 of91)
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Author: SadieAge: 8Click here to read the full note
I Am A Freeloader(44 of91)
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Author: Frankie (via Imgur)Age: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:Reddit user allenme213)
A Middle Schooler's Sage Advice(45 of91)
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Author: Unknown (via Imgur)Grade: 6thClick here to read the full note (credit:Reddit user Semiazai)
Happy Early Mother's Day (46 of91)
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Author: EmmaAge: 10Click here to read the full note (credit:Marianna Gidley )
"I Will Miss You..."(47 of91)
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Author: TimmyAge: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:Joe Webb )
The Daddy Guilt Trip(48 of91)
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Author: Reddit user neightdog's son (via Imgur)Age: 7Click here to read the full note (credit:via Reddit)
She Knows Her Colors(49 of91)
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Author: Keith Yurgosky's daughterLevel of education: PreschoolClick here to read the full note (credit:Keith Yurgosky)
Kid's Awkwardly Epic Spelling Mistake(50 of91)
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Author: Reddit user imtheotherguynow's youngest child (via Imgur)Click here to read the full note (credit:via Imgur )
Positive Ways Our Family Handles Stress(51 of91)
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Author: Reddit user Ltravis's little sister (via Imgur)Age: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:via Reddit)
I Feel The Pain(52 of91)
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Author: ZacAge: 9Click here to read the full note (credit:adelaidenow.com)
Waiting For Baby(53 of91)
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Author: JamieAge: 7Click here to read the full note (credit:Sue Sinclair )
Things To Do To Bother Nick(54 of91)
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Author: CarolynAge: "6 or 7"Click here to read the full note (credit:Carolyn Gregoire )
"I Really Love To Sing But..."(55 of91)
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Author: ThaliaAge: 7Click here to read the full note (credit:Liz Gumbinner)
Joshua's Timeline (56 of91)
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Author: JoshuaAge: 7Click here to read the full note (credit:Sarah Becka )
How To Be A Cool Person(57 of91)
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Author: ScarlettAge: 7Click here to read the full note (credit:Courtesy of Rusty Blazenhoff via Laughing Squid.)
Matthew Had 20 Girlfriends...(58 of91)
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Author: MatthewAge: 8Click here to read the full note (credit:Courtesy of Ashley Resch)
A Crying Little Devil(59 of91)
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Author: TylerAge: 10Click here to read the full note
My Ideal Friend(60 of91)
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Author: KyleAge: 8Click here to read the full note (credit:Courtesy of Nancy Molidor )
Dear Disney Cruise Line(61 of91)
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Author: EthanAge: 8Click here to read the full note (credit:Jill M. )
A Love Letter To Mom(62 of91)
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Author: CarlosAge: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:Lori Leibovich )
Sisterly Love?(63 of91)
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Author: AudreyAge: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:Danette Mitchell Scheller )
I've Never Seen A Man Cry Before(64 of91)
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Author: CarterAge: 9Click here to read the full note (credit:Jackson Miller )
Thank You Michelle Obama(65 of91)
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Author: ZenAge: 9Click here to read the full note (credit:Jerad Langley )
Do Not Disturb(66 of91)
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Author: KaylaAge: 8Click here to read the full note (credit:Kerry Reifel )
You Should Not Hit Dogs(67 of91)
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Author: Unknown (via Imgur)Age: 5Click here to read the full note (credit:via Imgur)
Thank You For The Books(68 of91)
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Author: PedroClick here to read the full note (credit:Scholastic Book Clubs)
2013 Goals(69 of91)
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Author: EdwinAge: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:Anna Barber & Chris Luhnow)
A Question For Santa(70 of91)
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Author's grade: 4thClick here to read the full note (credit:via Reddit)
Let's Not Fight(71 of91)
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Author: SamanthaAge: 7Click here to read the full note (credit:Stephanie Tishler)
Dear Santa(72 of91)
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Author: EllaAge: 7Click here to read the full note (credit:Karen Clark)
A Letter To The Queen(73 of91)
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Author: JasmineAge: 5Click here to read the full note (credit:Louise Wayham)
Spy Rules(74 of91)
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Author: JennaAge: 8Click here to read the full note (credit:Cassandra Byrd)
I Will Not(75 of91)
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Author: Julian (via Imgur)Grade: 2Click here to read the full note (credit:imgur)
Idea For Blog(76 of91)
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Author: EvelynAge: 12Click here to read the full note (credit:Lisa Chedekel)
I Will Be A Ninja For Halloween(77 of91)
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Author: Kevin (via Imgur)Grade: KindergartenClick here to read full note (credit:Reddit user ErrantTexan)
"Allergic To Facebook"(78 of91)
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Author: VictoriaAge: 7Click here to read the full note (credit:Elaine Acuna )
If I Get A Boyfriend...(79 of91)
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Author: SophieAge: 7Click here to read the full note (credit:Liz & Scott Babashak)
A Letter To The Tooth Fairy(80 of91)
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Author: EmersonAge: 7Click here to read the full note (credit:Kiersten Lane)
What Is Love?(81 of91)
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Author: Emma K. (via Imgur)Age: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:via imgur)
"I Love You More Than..."(82 of91)
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Genre: Poem (via Imgur)Recipient: MomClick here to read the full note (credit:via Reddit)
I Am God(83 of91)
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Author: AuronAge: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:Cecilia Walker)
Don't Forget To...(84 of91)
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Author: XanderAge: 7Click here to read the full note (credit:Kim Kalb)
Ashley's Hurricane Rules!(85 of91)
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Author: AshleyAge: 8Click here to read the full note (credit:Greg Taylor )
Your Dad Is The Best WHAT?(86 of91)
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How To Raise Some Cats(87 of91)
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Author: WyattAge: 9Click here to read the full note (credit:Joseph Gormley)
Chasing Annie(88 of91)
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Author: TreyAge: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:Sharee Hirschi)
I Will Lie To Mommy(89 of91)
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Author: HaileyAge: 6Click here to read the full note (credit:Trina Martin)
Why Being A Girl Is Wonderful(90 of91)
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Author: One very wise 8-year-old (via Imgur)Click here to read the full note (credit:via Imgur)
Flow Of The Evening(91 of91)
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Author: BessAge: 5.5Click here to read the full note (credit:Courtesy of Lynn Harris)

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