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If Smart Watch Commercials Were Honest, You'd Probably Still Have Money

"It lets you use your phone without touching your phone by touching this instead."
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Are you ready for a future where we all wear health-centric TVs for mice on our wrists? Then a smart watch is just the piece of electronic jewelry gizmo for you!

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