Comedy election 2016lord of the rings

Gollum J. Trump Wants To Make America Precious Again

Nasty Hillbo, stealing his electionses.
By 

Writer, media activist, sex educator

and

Multimedia Director, HuffPost

Donald Trump has already been compared to some of the fantasy world’s most dastardly villains — most notably in a comparison to Lord Voldemort of Harry Potter that garnered a response from J.K. Rowling herself.

But the most magical fantasy comparison might have surfaced in a Twitter account started by one such villain: Gollum J. Trump. 

We cannot confirm if the account is run by Smeagol himself or a Smeagol enthusiast, but whoever is behind it knows their stuff. 

They even have their own thematic name for Smeagol’s nasty arch nemesis: Hillbo. 

By weaving together the LOTR fantasy with the election, Gollum J. Trump has struck a precious gold mine. And we’re more than happy to follow along. 

On The "Access Hollywood" Scandal
Gollum J. Trump
On Undocumented Immigrants
On Paul Ryan
On The Media
Gollum J. Trump
On Marijuana Legalization
On His Health
On Debate Results
Gollum J. Trump
On "Saturday Night Live"
On Stephen King
On The Draft
On Bad Mics
MORE On The "Access Hollywood" Scandal

Editor’s note: Donald Trump regularlyincitespolitical violence and is a

Our 2024 Coverage Needs You

As Americans head to the polls in 2024, the very future of our country is at stake. At HuffPost, we believe that a free press is critical to creating well-informed voters. That's why our journalism is free for everyone, even though other newsrooms retreat behind expensive paywalls.

Our journalists will continue to cover the twists and turns during this historic presidential election. With your help, we'll bring you hard-hitting investigations, well-researched analysis and timely takes you can't find elsewhere. Reporting in this current political climate is a responsibility we do not take lightly, and we thank you for your support.

to keep our news free for all.

Support HuffPost

Before You Go

Puppies Trump Held Hostage During The Debate That You Never Noticed
Oh god, what on Earth is he doing with that puppy?(01 of05)
Open Image Modal
(credit:HuffPost Andy McDonald)
How did we not notice this puppy?(02 of05)
Open Image Modal
(credit:HuffPost Andy McDonald)
Or this one? Were we so distracted by the crazy things Trump was saying?(03 of05)
Open Image Modal
(credit:HuffPost Andy McDonald)
He's taunting us with these puppies!(04 of05)
Open Image Modal
(credit:HuffPost Andy McDonald)
Someone call Sarah McLachlan.(05 of05)
Open Image Modal
(credit:HuffPost Andy McDonald)
Suggest a correction
|
Submit a tip