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29 Tweets That Are An Accurate And Hilarious Portrayal Of Married Life

"It's not fair to say my wife holds a grudge. She has every right to be angry about that cabinet I left open six years ago."
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Senior Reporter, HuffPost Life

With the right attitude, even the irritating aspects of married life can be not only tolerable but actually kind of amusing. 

You’re probably going to roll your eyes when your spouse leaves their dirty clothes two feet from the hamper or get annoyed when your partner tries to hijack your phone charger yet again. But somehow, knowing that millions of other husbands and wives deal with the exact same thing makes you just shake your head and laugh. 

Below, we’ve gathered 29 relatable tweets that hilariously capture the married experience. 

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How physical intimacy changes over time:(01 of05)
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How cuddling evolves:(02 of05)
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How communication changes (aka deteriorates into mushy garble):(03 of05)
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There is no such thing as TMI:(04 of05)
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How feelings change over the course of a relationship -- from infatuation, to something real and special:(05 of05)
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