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Stephen Colbert Helps Alleviate Our Super Tuesday Hangover

Are we there yet?
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Writer, HuffPost

Soon. Soon, this election process will be over, and then ... we'll begin a brand new and more vitriolic election process for the president. Deep breaths.

With "Super Tuesday 3: Cruz Control" behind us, Stephen Colbert helps us wash away the blood, sweat and confetti.

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Before You Go

20 Things You MUST Do During The Presidential Primary
Get ready to roll up those sleeves and then roll up those sleeves!(01 of20)
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Yell things at crowds who are also yelling things!(02 of20)
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Sign cowboy hats! If you think you've signed too many cowboys hats, you haven't signed enough cowboy hats!(03 of20)
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Bring out the pistol fingers! PEW! PEW! PEW!(04 of20)
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Hit those dramatic close-ups! There is no "too close."(05 of20)
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Hug people who are hugging!(06 of20)
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Get photos from reporters who fell on the ground or are 2 feet tall!(07 of20)
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Talk about numbers you can illustrate with your fingers on one hand!(08 of20)
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Get in close next to someone and look at their phone together!(09 of20)
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Recruit individual people to hold up individual letters! If it spells something out, even better!(10 of20)
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Make pensive faces while in seas of people!(11 of20)
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Return crowd enthusiasm with bigger and bolder enthusiasm! Excite their faces off!(12 of20)
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Collect the giant severed heads of patriotic eagles!(13 of20)
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Hire reality TV stars who like ducks! (Heads attached, ideally.)(14 of20)
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Give away smaller, plastic versions of yourself!(15 of20)
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Pass out giant, paper versions of your head!(16 of20)
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Laugh! You're so merry!(17 of20)
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Don't forget the racist football fan demographic! They're people too!(18 of20)
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Point at the guns.(19 of20)
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Look at guns.(20 of20)
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Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum looks at guns during a visit Pelletier's Sports Shop in Jaffrey, NH. (Photo by Brooks Kraft LLC/Corbis via Getty Images) (credit:Brooks Kraft via Getty Images)
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