18 Honest And Hilarious Tweets About Sex After Kids

Any way you slice it, sex after you become a parent is at least a little bit different than it was pre-kiddos.

Maybe sex is happening less. Heck, maybe it’s happening more (good on you!). Perhaps it’s scheduled and rescheduled, sometimes squeezed in at odd hours of the day. And there’s a good chance that at one point or another, your roll in the hay will be interrupted — or foiled altogether — by your beloved offspring.

As always, we can count on the moms and dads of Twitter to hilariously and succinctly capture the parenting experience — in this case, the highs and lows of sex after kids. Below are 18 tweets that do just that.

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